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do you smoke after sex? i don't know, I've never looked
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tell me the safest way to travel an unsinkable cruise ship
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Damn I'm feelin' gassy Don't eve-
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Now they're saying cigarettes can cause cancer of the colon. I'm always very careful to put them in my mouth
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what gets you goin more than anything? well, winking kind of turns me on..
you know, you just can't get decent XL condoms. they're all too big for you?
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Boxers don't have sex before a fight. do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other?
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we are sharing a dream within a dream you expect me to believe that? you've got to be dreaming
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I partied so hard last weekend, I slept all week. What'd I miss? We killed bin laden, but then dumped him in the sea & won't show any photos.
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I'm a total metallica fanboy Which CD do you think is the best? St Anger, for the snare sound alone
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