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You get job with c-span why not a-span?
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You want to play guitar? Turn it sideways, make violin
Your blood type isn't A positive? You aren't my child.
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Last one standing? why not first one standing?
15,921 shares
Less than 3? Why not greater than 3?
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asexual? excellent job, but why no grandkids yet??
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You join A.A.? Go back. Join A.A.A.!
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Court sentenced you to AA? I'm so proud
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J-Walking? Why not A-walking?
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You Pokemon Master? Why not Pokemon Doctor?
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