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Rule #1: Don't kill people. Rule #37: kill people that work on saturday
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Destroy the tower of babel so humans won't climb to heaven Let humans invent the telescope, airplane and spaceships
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There sure is a lot of sin out there. Better kill everyone. Shit that didn't work. Better kill myself.
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He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good... so repent for your sins or suffer by burning in hell for all eternity
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Creates entire planet Makes more evidence for evolution than himself
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CREATES WORLD WITH UNLIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF FUTURE FLOODS IT WHEN IT GOES WRONG
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could put an end to the debate about him once and for all doesn't
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kill your son just kidding, I'll kill mine
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Noah, when you get the animals unloaded from the ark, do me a favor burn some of them for me to smell, lol
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Thinks you haven't been praying hard enough Kills someone close to you
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