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So kiddo, ask me anything you want about about the birds and bees Why is anal so uncomfortable?
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The earth's many layers of rock were caused by noah's flood. The Grand Canyon was also formed by Noah's flood. How can a flood form the Grand Canyon if the layers of rock were not already there?
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There is a stop coming up, do you wanna get some food? Dont know... Can you smell what they are cookin?
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Can't wait to get home. I left a pie cooling on the window sill. I know, it was delicious.
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I spent all night playing games to make Portal 2 release earlier It still gets released the same day.
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Yeah, I'm still struggling with my crippling fear of compact discs. Don't. Look. Up.
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You know... I starred in "Race to Witch Mountain". "Race to Witch Mountain"? More like "Race from any legitimacy as an actor Mountain".
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Pretty exciting to see me in the driver's seat, huh? It'd be more exciting if you were Vin Diesel.
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Yeah I'm about seven and a half, hard. How big is yours? Girls don't have penises.
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My name is.. It doesn't matter what your name is!
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