Hey hermione, i need you to find me a new invisibility cloak. why would you need another... mines all crusty now
Hey, Hermione remember how much fun we had last night? Harry I don't remem- Good
Hey Hermione, My wand is missing Where did you put it, Harry? Remember last night?
Hey Hermione. Want to stick our fingers in each others belly-buttons? Sure! How do w...Oh, Harry. That's not my belly-button. That's not my finger.
Hermoine, Do you know why opinions ar like orgasms? No I don't care if you have one
Have you ever experimented with necrophilia? ya right, over my dead body! that's the plan...
The condom broke last night Does that mean... Ron's pregnant
That shirt is very becoming on you Why thank you harry Then again if I was on your chest, I'd be cumming too
Lets play the firetruck game. I'll run my hand up your leg and when you want me to stop, yell "redlight" Redlight! Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.
hermione, what did 3/4 of us enjoy last night? I was asleep so i don't.. gang rape
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