112,022 shares
Dad! I just fell over and now I have a booboo! Come with me, we're going to the doctor W.. why? TO EXAMINE YOUR VAGINA
106,734 shares
I hate my life Tell your mother. She left you No, She left you.
78,413 shares
Dad, you should really quit smoking. It's bad for you Grandpa lived till he was 102 Did he smoke? No, he just knew how to mind his fucking business.
289,472 shares
Dad, why am I half dog? Because your mother was a bitch I don't get it. I fucked a dog.
163,614 shares
DAAAAAAD! I saw a dead man in our basement! Are you sure? Yes! Wrong answer.
109,348 shares
Daddy, daddy! I made brownies what kind ...regular get the fuck out
126,601 shares
Daddy! I miss mommy! So, go and see her. But she's dead. There's a shovel in the shed.
105,970 shares
Dad, boys are in the back yard!!! How many? All of them... MY MILKSHAKES!!!!
1,240,363 shares
AAAAH MOM'S HAVING SEX Mkay With a girl WITHOUT ME!?!?
112,689 shares
Dad,Dad Rebecca Black made a song! I know son, Friday just dislike it. But it's a new one Get the shotgun!
108,235 shares
Laugh more daily