99,970 shares
Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
36,398 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
53,024 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,646 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
76,233 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,685 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,684 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
156,281 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
166,431 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
91,286 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
273,763 shares
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