31,490 shares
have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker
90,592 shares
driving home high every car is a cop
38,793 shares
Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming
65,635 shares
IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW
24,056 shares
TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS
77,493 shares
Cab takes shortcut being kidnapped
85,681 shares
SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT
179,221 shares
saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting
89,382 shares
Has indigestion "HEart attack!"
21,704 shares
copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case
294,694 shares
Laugh more daily