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If I had a nickel for every time someone told me I am OCD I'd have $33.65
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Can read meme from thumbnail still clicks on link to make it purple
90,010 shares
Have 99 problems must find bitch
wife increases tv volume to 19 must grab remote and change to 20
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Total votes end in 99 upvote regardless of content
88,492 shares
Plays chess Adjusts opponent's pieces every turn
14,161 shares
House guest picks up coffee table book Damn. That was perfectly centered.
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Take egg out of carton Move eggs around to restore symmetry
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Takes OCD meds at same time every day OCD over whether it's OCD
10,252 shares
Ate way too much, still some food on plate eat it
11,571 shares
Laugh more daily