there are plenty of fish in the sea? false.
overfishing has led to a critical depletion of oceanic fishery stocks
Thank god! FALSE.
Before I do anything I ask myself "would an idiot do this?"
And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
Laughter is the best medicine? FALSE.
Medicine is the best medicine
"This is a picture of my friend doing something funny/interesting" FALSE.
This is someone you've never met, from a random picture you found on the internet
It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere FALSE.
it is only 5 o'clock somewhere once an hour on the hour
The MOre the merrier FALSE.
marijuana kills people? True I could make a spear from the stalk
marijuana kills people? FALSE.
if you die while stoned you are just an idiot.
I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog
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