I bought him his favorite cereal he told me he only eats commander crunch
i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MATH HOMEWORK
I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts.
I said I was leaving him for ridiculously photogenic guy He said "me too"
demanded more respect he made me his executive wife
I asked him if we could go for a valentines dinner He said vodka would be cheaper
She gave me the silent treatment
she thinks it's a punishment
I wrote him a love note He corrected my grammar
I told him we needed to start using birth control He brought home a lesbian
He Treats me like the Tv Turns me on and goes back to his computer
Laugh more daily