I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts.

I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts. - I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts.  Redditors Wife

I bought him his favorite cereal he told me he only eats commander crunch

I bought him his favorite cereal he told me he only eats commander crunch

i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MATH HOMEWORK

i ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS ALL DAY HE SAID DOING MATH HOMEWORK

I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts.

I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts.

I said I was leaving him for ridiculously photogenic guy He said "me too"

I said I was leaving him for ridiculously photogenic guy He said

demanded more respect he made me his executive wife

demanded more respect he made me his executive wife

I asked him if we could go for a valentines dinner He said vodka would be cheaper

I asked him if we could go for a valentines dinner He said vodka would be cheaper

She gave me the silent treatment she thinks it's a punishment

She gave me the silent treatment 
she thinks it's a punishment

I wrote him a love note He corrected my grammar

I wrote him a love note He corrected my grammar

I told him we needed to start using birth control He brought home a lesbian

I told him we needed to start using birth control He brought home a lesbian

He Treats me like the Tv Turns me on and goes back to his computer

He Treats me like the Tv Turns me on and goes back to his computer

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