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watch cooking shows all day eat ramen and frozen pizza
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Drop icecube on floor Kick it under fridge
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Girl's brithday on facebook fap to her
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got home from vacation 3 weeks ago suitcase still full in living room
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Ate bean burritos before bed Alarm clock
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take off clothes instead of paying for air conditioning might as well masturbate
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Sleeps for 15 hours Still Tired
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donates blood free std test
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gotta take a shit bring guitar
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Well, time for some fresh air Opens fridge
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