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pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
332,317 shares
Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
59,823 shares
Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
149,152 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
58,398 shares
Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
74,531 shares
internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
42,800 shares
i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
120,074 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,814 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
105,519 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
57,006 shares
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