I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.

I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be. - I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.  Pickup-Line Panda

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I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you

I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you

i'm not too picky, I ask for only one thing in a woman my penis

i'm not too picky, I ask for only one thing in a woman my penis

I may not be black all over But I'm black where it counts

I may not be black all over But I'm black where it counts

GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND

GIRL, YOU SHOULD SELL HOTDOGS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WEINER STAND

I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

What do Biochem and my penis have in common they are both hard for you

What do Biochem and my penis have in common they are both hard for you

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile disfunction

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile disfunction

Are you an angel because I have an erection

Are you an angel because I have an erection

I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.

I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you
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