Yeah the last time I was in a car accident was when I inexplicably took my eyes off the... I'm a transsexual

Yeah the last time I was in a car accident was when I inexplicably took my eyes off the... I'm a transsexual  - Yeah the last time I was in a car accident was when I inexplicably took my eyes off the... I'm a transsexual   The Rock Driving

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So kiddo, ask me anything you want about about the birds and bees Why is anal so uncomfortable?

So kiddo, ask me anything you want about about the birds and bees Why is anal so uncomfortable?

The earth's many layers of rock were caused by noah's flood. The Grand Canyon was also formed by Noah's flood. How can a flood form the Grand Canyon if the layers of rock were not already there?

The earth's many layers of rock were caused by noah's flood. The Grand Canyon was also formed by Noah's flood. How can a flood form the Grand Canyon if the layers of rock were not already there?

There is a stop coming up, do you wanna get some food? Dont know... Can you smell what they are cookin?

There is a stop coming up, do you wanna get some food? Dont know... Can you smell what they are cookin?

Can't wait to get home. I left a pie cooling on the window sill. I know, it was delicious.

Can't wait to get home. I left a pie cooling on the window sill. I know, it was delicious.

I spent all night playing games to make Portal 2 release earlier It still gets released the same day.

I spent all night playing games to make Portal 2 release earlier It still gets released the same day.

Yeah, I'm still struggling with my crippling fear of compact discs. Don't. Look. Up.

Yeah, I'm still struggling with my crippling fear of compact discs. Don't. Look. Up.

You know... I starred in "Race to Witch Mountain". "Race to Witch Mountain"? More like "Race from any legitimacy as an actor Mountain".

You know... I starred in

Pretty exciting to see me in the driver's seat, huh? It'd be more exciting if you were Vin Diesel.

Pretty exciting to see me in the driver's seat, huh? It'd be more exciting if you were Vin Diesel.

Yeah I'm about seven and a half, hard. How big is yours? Girls don't have penises.

Yeah I'm about seven and a half, hard. How big is yours? Girls don't have penises.

My name is.. It doesn't matter what your name is!

My name is.. It doesn't matter what your name is!
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