Dad, can you teach me how to shoot a gun? Remember your brother, Mark? Who? Exactly.
Dad, Mom said you two were having a party later tonight, and I'm not invited That's because Deez will be there What? Who is Deez? Deeeez Nuts!
Dad, I wanna go on adventures I was an adventurer once... Then you took an arrow... THEN THE CONDOM BROKE
Dad, whats the point of praying if God already has a divine plan? Dont question Gods word. But I thought- YOU DID WHAT?
Dad, it's 90 degrees in my room! That's right son. but why? TO ACCLIMATE YOU FOR HELL.
Dad they're in the yard Who's in the yard? All the boys MY MILKSHAKES!
Dad! I got in a fight at school today! How does your mother feel about it? Scared... OFF TO BEL AIR!
Dad, there's no original content or upvotes! Wait for the Americans to wake up. They're playing Skyrim Good God
Dad, Mom's crying because she thinks she's become fat, old and ugly. Oh? And what can I do? Maybe a compliment? Well, she has great eyesight and she's very observant.
Dad, Mom is screwing a golf pro. Yes, and...? He uses your clubs. She dies!
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