26,611 shares
Threw out his t.v Taped the remote on top.
Finds spider in house Hey little buddy, lets get you outside
63,426 shares
works at mcdonalds lets you order breakfast past 10:30
109,572 shares
When you tell him about a female friend or relative he doesn't ask you if she's hot and single
34,915 shares
Invite him to hang out Doesn't ask who else is there
165,173 shares
Submits first post on Reddit Doesn't put "first post" in title
38,121 shares
gets friendzoned forgets it and moves on with his life
170,463 shares
Buys you drinks even after you tell him you're a lesbian
83,133 shares
Goes to the gym doesn't bring it up in every conversation
130,658 shares
talks to you on Facebook Still uses proper grammar
49,110 shares
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