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Biggest troll of my life.
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Handsome and intelligent? 5'5", We don't want to make things too easy.
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Have a cookie, oh wait, you're allergic to gluten. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.
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SURE!!! You can have facial hair YOU'RE A GIRL
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Gives you taste buds makes unhealthy food taste good and healthy food taste bad
hey bro, you're lucky enough to exhibit some recessive genes hope you like being a ginger
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