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Biggest troll of my life.
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Brilliant mind? Here's some procrastination and laziness
IQ Well above average? Better add some self doubt, anxiety, depression. Top with an affinity for whiskey.
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Handsome and intelligent? 5'5", We don't want to make things too easy.
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Tall, handsome, and smart? Here's some extreme shyness to go along with that.
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Brilliant mind? Here's some clinical depression to go along with it.
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Have a cookie, oh wait, you're allergic to gluten. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.
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SURE!!! You can have facial hair YOU'RE A GIRL
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Gives you taste buds makes unhealthy food taste good and healthy food taste bad
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hey bro, you're lucky enough to exhibit some recessive genes hope you like being a ginger
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