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Sees you driving round town with the girl he loves and he's like 'everything worked out for the best. no hard feelings.'
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Says "I'm on my way." Is actually on is way.
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Server was rude and having a rough night Leaves her a 25% tip to cheer her up
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Doesn't use facebook remembers your birthday
58,432 shares
Knows you used to play wow Doesn't bring up to girls you're talking to at parties
49,984 shares
Has Pets Doesn't try to get them high
29,423 shares
Goes Down on girlfriend expects nothing in return
253,123 shares
Walks in on you and your new gf watching lion king Chops onions during stampede
31,693 shares
FUCKS YOUR SISTER MARRIES HER
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receives long text message Replies with more than 'ok.'
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