I don't always have a fake argument in my head, but when I do, I feel really smart

I don't always have a fake argument in my head, but when I do, I feel really smart  - I don't always have a fake argument in my head, but when I do, I feel really smart   The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always finish a bottle of shampoo but when i do, i leave it in the shower for the next 2 months

I don't always finish a bottle of shampoo but when i do, i leave it in the shower for the next 2 months

I don't always get sick but when I do I am a massive baby about it

I don't always get sick but when I do I am a massive baby about it

i don't always make typos when i text but when I do, i instantly erase the word and make the same mistake again 7 times

i don't always make typos when i text but when I do, i instantly erase the word and make the same mistake again 7 times

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do I look like a raging alcoholic

I don't always take out the recycling but when I do I look like a raging alcoholic

I don't always bake cookies but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough

I don't always bake cookies but when I do, I only bake 4 because I already ate the rest of the dough

I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food

I don't always microwave leftovers but when i do the plate is hotter than the food

I don't always shower with my girlfriend but when I do, I slap her with my penis

I don't always shower with my girlfriend but when I do, I slap her with my penis

I don't always get caught staring at girls' asses But when I do, I spend the next 90 seconds staring at the exact same spot so they think I was just staring off into space.

I don't always get caught staring at girls' asses But when I do, I spend the next 90 seconds staring at the exact same spot so they think I was just staring off into space.

I don't always get my hair cut short but when I do, i use way too much shampoo the next day

I don't always get my hair cut short but when I do, i use way too much shampoo the next day

I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i walk everywhere in my house

I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i walk everywhere in my house
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