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Threw out his t.v Taped the remote on top.
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Finds spider in house Hey little buddy, lets get you outside
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works at mcdonalds lets you order breakfast past 10:30
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When you tell him about a female friend or relative he doesn't ask you if she's hot and single
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Invite him to hang out Doesn't ask who else is there
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Submits first post on Reddit Doesn't put "first post" in title
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gets friendzoned forgets it and moves on with his life
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Buys you drinks even after you tell him you're a lesbian
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Goes to the gym doesn't bring it up in every conversation
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talks to you on Facebook Still uses proper grammar
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