203,270 shares
Threw out his t.v Taped the remote on top.
26,614 shares
Finds spider in house Hey little buddy, lets get you outside
63,426 shares
works at mcdonalds lets you order breakfast past 10:30
109,574 shares
When you tell him about a female friend or relative he doesn't ask you if she's hot and single
34,916 shares
Invite him to hang out Doesn't ask who else is there
165,176 shares
Submits first post on Reddit Doesn't put "first post" in title
38,123 shares
gets friendzoned forgets it and moves on with his life
170,465 shares
Buys you drinks even after you tell him you're a lesbian
83,139 shares
Goes to the gym doesn't bring it up in every conversation
130,665 shares
talks to you on Facebook Still uses proper grammar
49,114 shares
Laugh more daily
