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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT
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And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains
Im not going down with the ship. Im afraid of water
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make sure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position so i can sit on your lap
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Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers. They freak me the fuck out.
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