Writes all the DNA code for all species Genetic diseases

Writes all the DNA code for all species  Genetic diseases - Writes all the DNA code for all species  Genetic diseases  Advice God

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Says the only way to salvation is accepting Christ Allows you to be born in an indigenous tribe that will never hear about him

Says the only way to salvation is accepting Christ Allows you to be born in an indigenous tribe that will never hear about him

Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras

Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras

Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit

Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit

Creates irrefutable evidence of evolution Condemns you for believing it

Creates irrefutable evidence of evolution Condemns you for believing it

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross

Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross

Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder, adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance. not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple

Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder,  adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance.  not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple

Run for president! Lol. Never said you'd win.

Run for president! Lol.
Never said you'd win.

I am all knowing, and created the world 6,000 years ago. Forgot to fix the carbon dating glitch.

I am all knowing, and created the world 6,000 years ago. Forgot to fix the carbon dating glitch.

I'll give this guy intelligence, wit, and decent looks. Oh and I better not forget to make him socially awkward.

I'll give this guy intelligence, wit, and decent looks. Oh and I better not forget to make him socially awkward.

Creates men with different size penises makes envy a sin

Creates men with different size penises  makes envy a sin
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