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Once you go black friday shopping with me you will find some great bargains
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everyday im shuffling my schedule so i can fit in more time for golf at the country club
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What did you just say? How about I shoot you A text because the reception in this building is awful right now
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Fuck the police I prefer sting's solo albums
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