45,269 shares
Sees you driving round town with the girl he loves and he's like 'everything worked out for the best. no hard feelings.'
49,003 shares
Says "I'm on my way." Is actually on is way.
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Server was rude and having a rough night Leaves her a 25% tip to cheer her up
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Doesn't use facebook remembers your birthday
58,268 shares
Knows you used to play wow Doesn't bring up to girls you're talking to at parties
49,883 shares
Has Pets Doesn't try to get them high
29,305 shares
Goes Down on girlfriend expects nothing in return
252,970 shares
Walks in on you and your new gf watching lion king Chops onions during stampede
31,543 shares
FUCKS YOUR SISTER MARRIES HER
73,841 shares
receives long text message Replies with more than 'ok.'
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