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Finally finds something positive in life HIV
456,430 shares
Opens Own Business Gets Fired
104,396 shares
Creates imaginary girlfriend Friendzoned
110,664 shares
Bit by radioactive spider Cancer
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Blows rape whistle Alerts more rapists of his location
409,805 shares
Rides bumper cars Killed by drunk driver
96,648 shares
checks both ways before crossing road gets hit by plane
97,744 shares
Gets elected as class president assassinated
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Gets invited to candy factory Dies horribly while midgets sing about how ironic death was
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Asked for Legos for christmas MEGABLOKS
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