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Biggest troll of my life.
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Brilliant mind? Here's some procrastination and laziness
IQ Well above average? Better add some self doubt, anxiety, depression. Top with an affinity for whiskey.
184,845 shares
Handsome and intelligent? 5'5", We don't want to make things too easy.
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Tall, handsome, and smart? Here's some extreme shyness to go along with that.
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Brilliant mind? Here's some clinical depression to go along with it.
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Have a cookie, oh wait, you're allergic to gluten. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.
37,144 shares
SURE!!! You can have facial hair YOU'RE A GIRL
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Gives you taste buds makes unhealthy food taste good and healthy food taste bad
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hey bro, you're lucky enough to exhibit some recessive genes hope you like being a ginger
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