The property is yours I just need you to pee on it

The property is yours I just need you to pee on it - The property is yours I just need you to pee on it  Lawyer Dog

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He stole your bones? I'll see what I can dig up

He stole your bones? I'll see what I can dig up

He's claiming paternity rights to the litter? He doesn't have the balls.

He's claiming paternity rights to the litter? He doesn't have the balls.

Judge threw out our case don't worry, I brought it back to him

Judge threw out our case don't worry, I brought it back to him

So, he pissed all over your piss? a simple case of vandalism, this should be easy

So, he pissed all over your piss? a simple case of vandalism, this should be easy

You were forced to wear a leash? Objection. Leading the witness.

You were forced to wear a leash? Objection.  Leading the witness.

In my client's defense The red light and green light look exactly the same

In my client's defense The red light and green light look exactly the same

They made you have sex with another dog for money? This will be a walk in the park.

They made you have sex with another dog for money? This will be a walk in the park.

I believe we need to renegotiate the terms of this leash.

I believe we need to renegotiate the terms of this leash.

They did what to your genitals!? Lassie, hold my calls

They did what to your genitals!? Lassie, hold my calls

SO HE left the bacon completely unguarded on the counter? ENTRAPMENT

SO HE left the bacon completely unguarded on the counter? ENTRAPMENT
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