He stole your bones? I'll see what I can dig up
He's claiming paternity rights to the litter? He doesn't have the balls.
Judge threw out our case don't worry, I brought it back to him
So, he pissed all over your piss? a simple case of vandalism, this should be easy
You were forced to wear a leash? Objection. Leading the witness.
In my client's defense The red light and green light look exactly the same
They made you have sex with another dog for money? This will be a walk in the park.
I believe we need to renegotiate the terms of this leash.
They did what to your genitals!? Lassie, hold my calls
SO HE left the bacon completely unguarded on the counter? ENTRAPMENT
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