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watches star trek the movie omg I'm such a nerd!
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Wishes dad happy fathers day on facebook Dad doesn't use facebook
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Omg! I have ADHD I need medicine! Drinks 4 cups of coffee daily, gets 5 hours of sleep a night and only eats processed foods.
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Something horrible happened? I better 'like' and 'share' everything about it so you can see how much I care.
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Attention whores are so annoying "Like" if you agree
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OMG you play games get a life LOSER spends 16 hours on facebook and says she cant live without a phone
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She isn't on facebook! How was I supposed to know today was mom's birthday?!
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OMG I have insomnia goes to bed at 2am wakes up at noon
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OMG guys stop saying Y.O.L.O. you don't have enough swag to say that
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i wish ppl would lern the differences btwn "ur" and "ure" omg im such an gramr nazi !
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