She isn't on facebook! How was I supposed to know today was mom's birthday?!
Has no biological basis for saying gays are born that way... acts like disapproval of homosexuality is a direct parallel with racism,
Omg! I have ADHD I need medicine! Drinks 4 cups of coffee daily, gets 5 hours of sleep a night and only eats processed foods.
Something horrible happened? I better 'like' and 'share' everything about it so you can see how much I care.
OMG you play games get a life LOSER spends 16 hours on facebook and says she cant live without a phone