"i'm sexy and i know it" False. sex appeal is subjective
"Life always gives you another chance. It's called 'tomorrow'" False. the end of your life will result in a discernable lack of tomorrow.
"I had countless memorable nights in 2011..." False. You could have only had 365 memorable nights in 2011 - You can count to 365.
christmas is a holiday created for a time to be with family! False. it was created by roman pagans as a week long period of lawlessness