Preaches about forgiveness All human ever born must suffer because one man ate a fruit from wrong tree 10'000 years ago

Preaches about forgiveness All human ever born must suffer because one man ate a fruit from wrong tree 10'000 years ago - Preaches about forgiveness All human ever born must suffer because one man ate a fruit from wrong tree 10'000 years ago  Advice God

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creates entire universe in six days, on his own produces autobiography over centuries, using ghost writers

creates entire universe in six days, on his own produces autobiography over centuries, using ghost writers

Rule #1: Don't kill people. Rule #37: kill people that work on saturday

Rule #1: Don't kill people. Rule #37: kill people that work on saturday

Destroy the tower of babel so humans won't climb to heaven Let humans invent the telescope, airplane and spaceships

Destroy the tower of babel so humans won't climb to heaven Let humans invent the telescope, airplane and spaceships

There sure is a lot of sin out there. Better kill everyone. Shit that didn't work. Better kill myself.

There sure is a lot of sin out there. Better kill everyone. Shit that didn't work. Better kill myself.

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good... so repent for your sins or suffer by burning in hell for all eternity

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good... so repent for your sins or suffer by burning in hell for all eternity

Creates entire planet Makes more evidence for evolution than himself

Creates entire planet Makes more evidence for evolution than himself

CREATES WORLD WITH UNLIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF FUTURE FLOODS IT WHEN IT GOES WRONG

CREATES WORLD WITH UNLIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF FUTURE FLOODS IT WHEN IT GOES WRONG

could put an end to the debate about him once and for all doesn't

could put an end to the debate about him once and for all doesn't

kill your son just kidding, I'll kill mine

kill your son just kidding, 
I'll kill mine

Noah, when you get the animals unloaded from the ark, do me a favor burn some of them for me to smell, lol

Noah, when you get the animals unloaded from the ark, do me a favor burn some of them for me to smell, lol
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