Cup size C? Why not cupsize A?
Calculator? Why not calcunow?
You're bisexual? why not asexual?
Beekeeper? why not A-keeper
To be or not to be? Not two B! Two A!
You play B-Ball? Why no play A-ball?
"the bachelor"? why not watch
Harvard and NBA star? I can now call you my son
you drop f-bomb in school? why you no drop... nevermind
30 minutes between finals? more time to study for next year
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