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Makes earth 6000 years ago Plants overwhelming amount of evidence contradicting this
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allows millions in africa to starve is concerned about what you do with your genitals
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Makes defective product Blames product for being defective.
Preaches about forgiveness All human ever born must suffer because one man ate a fruit from wrong tree 10'000 years ago
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Makes A Man before even thinking about making a woman Gives man nipples
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Behold my infallible creation also, your main light source gives you cancer
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Don't pray for a bike, I won't give it to you Steal a bike and pray for forgiveness, I can give you that
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SENDS YOU TO HELL FOR ABORTING YOUR CHILD KILLS HIS ONLY SON
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Writes all the DNA code for all species Genetic diseases
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Says the only way to salvation is accepting Christ Allows you to be born in an indigenous tribe that will never hear about him
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