Wanna make your wife scream during sex? Call her so she'll hear it.
the secret to my success is that I'm always hard at work
Sorry I'm late I was getting blown by Sandy
what's the difference between your penis and your bonus? your wife will always blow your bonus!
what's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? honey, i'm home
And I was like: "She's great on the piano" "But she sucks on the organ"
If you want to start Job Growth You have to stimulate the private sector
the best kind of jobs are under the table
Whats better than a stimulation package? Getting your package stimulated.
how do you make your wife scream while
you're having sex? call her and tell her.
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