Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Sir Cumference
You're telling me I need to study? No thanks I'll pass
My girlfriend changed after she became a vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore
Why'd the scarecrow get promoted at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field.
How Much Do Dead Batteries Cost Nothing, They're Free of Charge
Why did the bike fall over? It was two-tired
I got stabbed during an argument today. Point Taken.
how do you organize a party in space you planet
Have you ever had sex while camping? It's Fucking in tents
Don't Write With A Broken Pencil It's Pointless
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