65,756 shares
Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
36,356 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,977 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,614 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
76,185 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,649 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,647 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
156,242 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
166,394 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
91,250 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
273,681 shares
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