62,343 shares
Finally upgraded to queen size bed Now I can lie diagonally
48,111 shares
One night stand "that's all the storage space I'll need."
424,451 shares
phone is fully charged good for another week
30,382 shares
Bought a new car 3 of the Seats will never be used
28,655 shares
Needs to buy more condoms Old ones expired
148,812 shares
I'm going to spend valentine's day with my ex box 360
183,675 shares
nice, funny, confident, charming, and fat.
36,195 shares
flipping a coin my best chances of getting head
196,065 shares
valentine's day plans gyno appointment
63,147 shares
How often do I beat my girlfriend? Every time I clap
222,427 shares
Laugh more daily
