Takes instagram photo of her restaurant plate: "BEST DINNER EVER! So good!" Cheeseburger and fries from Applebees
Orders honey chicken at chinese restaurant. "omg i'm so cultured for having exotic asian dishes"
"happy mother's day to the best mom everrrr!!" is an ungrateful bitch in real life
spellssss everythingggggg likeeee thissss
Adds you on facebook 3 weeks later
"um who are you?"
I'm tired of guys only liking me for my body posts hundreds of half-naked photos
ohmygawd legalize gay marriage already! doesn't show up
Works out Tells everyone
Fuck what other people think like if you agree
Everyone on Facebook is fake except me
Laugh more daily