188,586 shares
SEES YOU TRYING TO PARK STOPS AND WATCHES TO PUT PRESSURE ON
25,761 shares
Lets everyone borrow his hat KNOWS HE HAS LICE
111,532 shares
Complains about not having enough money for school goes to florida for spring break
64,133 shares
MAKES GINGER JOKES ALL YEAR SUDDENLY IRISH THIS WEEKEND
250,182 shares
Warns you "Not to be a dumbass" at his party Pukes 3 times and passes out after 45 minutes
92,916 shares
goes to the grocery store leaves shopping cart in empty parking space
401,530 shares
sees you're going to pass him speeds up
108,537 shares
Makes plans with you during the week Doesn't answer phone at all the day of said plans
181,399 shares
Sees you are fully engaged in reading a book keeps talking to you until you're forced to stop
269,673 shares
Puts back diapers and formula to be able to pay cahsier Still purchases two cartons of cigarettes and a case of beer
49,008 shares
Laugh more daily
