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I witnessed a shooting star in the night sky when i was vacationing on martha's vineyard
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I Do Cocaine awareness classes for my son's school.
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I watched a murder of crows fly over my pool
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They gave me 4 years As the governor of this great state
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where are all the G's at? we've been playing scrabble for over an hour and I haven't seen a single one
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Im doing a drive by food delivery for the less fortunate
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I LOVE MY BITCHES SO I TAKE THEM TO THE VETERINARIAN REGULARLY
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Give me your shoes i've got just the thing to get those scuffs out
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My wife got extensions in Chrome that help reformat the page for easier reading
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