Complains about high school kids being on Reddit because they are immature "Haha, my odometer says boobs"
Criticizes Abercrombie's CEO because of how he looks While saying how much of a douche he is for judging other people on their looks
Gets the chance to speak personally to the president Corrects his grammar
YOLO? SWAG? That sounds retarded hey guys it's midnight, the narwhal is about to bacon!
GETS ANGRY AT FACEBOOK FRIENDS WHO POST FUNNY THINGS FROM REDDIT "HEY REDDIT, HERE'S A FUNNY PICTURE FROM MY FACEBOOK FEED!"
Keeps making fun of hipsters Is a community of internet hipsters
Notices overused meme uses meme to point out its overuse
destroys person for bad grammar upvotes lolcats
Complains about annoying facebook girls begging for likes begs for karma.
MOCKS RELIGION FOR STRICT ADHERENCE TO TRADITION FREAKS THE FUCK OUT OVER MEME MISUSE
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