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2 + weeks without doing laundry Found clean underwear
31,307 shares
Thought I typed my password in wrong Log-in Successful
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girlfriend watched law and order svu still had sex
76,147 shares
Ordered a 10 piece chicken McNugget Got 11
28,036 shares
Smoke weed every day still get straight b's
45,603 shares
Country with world's largest military wages 40 years of war against unarmed plant plant still winning
74,188 shares
peed in a dream didn't pee in the bed
139,603 shares
Copy important text ages ago. Press ctrl-v... still in clipboard
14,526 shares
Noticed there was no toilet paper before i went to the bathroom
64,747 shares
Left in car on hot day survives
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