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Read first line of sexually oblivious rhino look it up at urban-dictionary
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Bust a nut? Not if use my torque wrench
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Threesome? My phone doesn't offer conference calling
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toss my salad? no ranch dressing please
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You want me to put the tip in? ok, I have a couple of bucks
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Bukkake? No I'm not really into anime.
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Anal? No, I just like to keep things organized
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If I show you mine, you'll show me yours? What exactly are you talking about?
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would i like a happy ending? i didn't know you were a storyteller
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YOU WANT ME TO GET NAKED? EVERYONE KNOWS ODWALLA TASTES BETTER
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