redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?
Beat my meat? I suppose I should tenderize the steak before grilling it!
She has dsl? She should check out cable, much faster.
Motorboat? Are we going for a
ride on the lake?
Bestiality? Is that from Mortal Kombat?
go down on me? down where?
wanna spoon? for what, cereal?
You Came? I'm sorry, I wasn't home.
Handjob? I'm not one for manual labor
You're getting all hot and bothered? Sorry, I'll go turn on the air conditioning.
Laugh more daily