Now to get my girlfriend to understand this
As a server...
what if i told you overfeeding your pet till it looks like a football is as cruel as neglecting it.
what if i told you my working from home does not give you the right to treat me as if I've taken the day off?
what if i told you The only thing that proves science wrong, is science?
what if i told you "sexually oblivious girl" just acts oblivious because she doesn't find you attractive
what if i told you being single is better than rushing into a shitty relationship
What if I told you Being in the friend zone will give you a better chance with her friends
what if i told you the bartender is not flirting with you because she wants to fuck you
what if i told you people don't hate you because you're an atheist. people hate you because you're an asshole.
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